memories

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the subject of how to remember interesting or funny things to write about on my new blog comes up.

"the trouble is," i say, "unless i write things down straight away i forget them. that's the trouble with being so old. like the other morning when you got all princessy about me trying to strip the bed while you were still in it - you said some really funny things but i've forgotten them all."

"you could record them on your phone," suggests the Ageing Rockstar, "just switch it on when we are talking about something you want to remember." 

"yes but as soon as you saw me switch on the phone it would stop you saying hilarious things in case i quoted them!"

and, while i would love to tell you what the Ageing Rockstar replied, sadly i cannot. because i failed to record it on my phone...

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